No matter what Sherlock does while everyone thinks he’s dead, Lestrade’s definitely going to have the best “what I did over the summer” story.

When John finds out Sherlock isn’t really dead…

Here, you can use this for the few times you want Moffat to just fall over dead.

And here’s a “Badass Lestrade” gif you can caption or use as a reaction image.

Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, Moffat