Sep 02 @ 12:15am ϟ 3550 Notes ϟ Reblog

oh yeah also I LOVED today’s Night Vale episode

I love when they mess with the format, and today’s was hilarious and weird and creepy and perfect

I’ve found that one of the best feelings in life comes from making your closest and dearest friends happy

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

Sep 01 @ 11:17pm ϟ 30842 Notes ϟ Reblog

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

Sep 01 @ 10:19pm ϟ 135406 Notes ϟ Reblog
titleofshow:

rahhb:

There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti

I will never not reblog this omfg

titleofshow:

rahhb:

There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti

I will never not reblog this omfg

Sep 01 @ 10:18pm ϟ 279603 Notes ϟ Reblog

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

Sep 01 @ 10:14pm ϟ 124014 Notes ϟ Reblog
guestuser341:

fight the system

guestuser341:

fight the system

Sep 01 @ 10:08pm ϟ 11627 Notes ϟ Reblog

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

Sep 01 @ 10:03pm ϟ 75998 Notes ϟ Reblog

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Sep 01 @ 7:53pm ϟ 56152 Notes ϟ Reblog
#qt
doctorpuppet:

Colin Baker is the first Doctor to meet his puppet! And he tried to steal it.

doctorpuppet:

Colin Baker is the first Doctor to meet his puppet! And he tried to steal it.

Sep 01 @ 7:53pm ϟ 1110 Notes ϟ Reblog
emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

Sep 01 @ 7:09pm ϟ 61613 Notes ϟ Reblog

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird

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birdicons, for birds

Sep 01 @ 7:07pm ϟ 33860 Notes ϟ Reblog

in short, my friend loved it :)

she told me her day was really great, and it was all thanks to me. I’m so happy she ended up enjoying her birthday. yaaay!!! :D

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
Sep 01 @ 6:40pm ϟ 187385 Notes ϟ Reblog
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